February 2012
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I wish you all spoke Spanish
so that when people say ”ola” to me and I said ”ola?! Dóndeeee?!”
You’d burst out laughing at my hilarious joke.
But that will never happen
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flynnballs:
world economy rises by 4% due to the increase of sales of cinnamon
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Someone: So, what's your hobby?
Me: Talking to strangers online.
gpoy
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
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kayjaekay2 replied to your post: I’M SO SCARED THERE’S THIS REALLY LOUD NOISE
maybe someones having sex
I'M SO SCARED THERE'S THIS REALLY LOUD NOISE
COMING FROM THE FLAT ABOVE ME.
IT’S EITHER A WASHING MACHINE, A HELICOPTER OR AN EARTHQUAKE, AND I’M HONESTLY CONCERNED.
Meet Rex.
thefrogman:
Anonymous asked: Page 604.
I'm giving up tumblr for Lent.
fishingboatproceeds:
…is an example of something I would say if I had willpower or moral courage.
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